Mark - Canada - Classical/Jazz pianist and recreational bodybuilder. Aspiring musicologist.

Also, bunnies.

31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from From Albania With Love with 75,466 notes

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from From Albania With Love with 129,361 notes

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

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31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from From Albania With Love with 16,573 notes

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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from And Then... I Wake Up with 233 notes

thegrossefugue:

Long and serious post coming soon, so I figured that I would preface it with this gem from Uncyclopedia.

thegrossefugue:

Long and serious post coming soon, so I figured that I would preface it with this gem from Uncyclopedia.

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31st August 2014

Post reblogged from And Then... I Wake Up with 13 notes

doublefuckflat:

how do you define the key of shoenberg pieces??

like normally its “mozart piano concerto in c" or "ravel string quartet in f major" but noOO with schoenberg its like

'dying orphans and their tears' in g$!(&%(\ P A I N >↨↑þ’ùK╦ýÔø||fuck%you%,**with a hint of cherries and death on top”

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31st August 2014

Chat reblogged from And Then... I Wake Up with 13,598 notes

composers: a summary

  • bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
  • vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha
  • cpe bach: who am i
  • mozart: sunshine and smiles
  • haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol
  • beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
  • chopin: my soUL
  • paganini: hahhaha noobs
  • liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs
  • alkan: fck ur fingers lol
  • brahms: cLARA
  • schubert: im a mushroom
  • wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
  • tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons
  • rachmaninoff: HANDS
  • debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
  • ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
  • holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
  • prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
  • shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
  • cage:
  • reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
  • stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da
  • schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
  • satie: im funny
  • mahler: *singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES
  • gershwin: jazzy jazz hands screw conventional orchestras im brining in the saxophone

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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from Letters to the Conductor with 35,054 notes

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31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Phenomenal Cosmic Power with 6,477 notes

leeroyjenkz88:

This is the greatest!

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29th August 2014

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inmylyfetime:

White Dress x Kanye West

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